A Stella Staab
A Stella Staab is a girl so cool that boys think they’re going to die if they don’t date her. But she’s just a regular person who’s kind and doesn’t know how awesome she is.
He asked me out and I said yes because he’s a Stella Staab.
She gave me a hug and it felt like I got a free pizza.
She said she’s not that good-looking and I told her to shut up.