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What a broken vending machine heard when it tried to take over the snack kingdom.
"You're not the snack king, you're just the machine that runs out of chips at 3 PM."
"This isn't a snack war, it's a snack famine and you're the one who forgot to restock."
"You're not even the main machine, you're the one that spits out expired gummy bears."