My hand looks like a soggy noodle and my stomach has a sore the size of a football. I look like I got run over by a snot-nosed monster.

My hand is dripping snot and my stomach looks like it got kicked by a football. I think I’m gonna die from all the grossness.

My hand is a snot disaster and my stomach has a sore the size of a football. I feel like I swallowed a whole football team.