a sneak
A fancy way to say shoes, but it's like calling your ugly cousin a 'fashion icon.'
My mom said I had to wear my sneakers to church, but I told her I was wearing 'a sneak' and got away with it.
He came to the party in sneakers and got called out for being too basic.
I told my teacher I had a 'sneak' on, not a shoe, and she let me sit in the back.
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