A Snare Drum - When you grab someone’s head and press their face into your

When you grab someone’s head and press their face into your butt, then let one rip and make them feel like they’re part of a musical performance.

I did a snare drum on my crush and it was so good, we had sex that night.

My friend did a snare drum on his sister and she cried because it was that bad.

I snare drummed my brother and he ran out of the room screaming like a baby.