A Snare Drum - A tightass that is so tight, it could make a snare drum feel

A tightass that is so tight, it could make a snare drum feel like it had a life of luxury.

My neighbor is such a tightass, he could make a snare drum jealous.

My dad is the tightest person I know, and he could probably fit into a snare drum.

My brother’s pants are so tight, they might as well be a snare drum.