A Snare Drum
A donut that makes your snare so big, you look like a fat kid who just ate a whole cake.
I ate a snare donut and now my snare is like a sausage link.
My friend ate a snare donut and his snare is so big, it looks like it has a life of its own.
The snare donut I ate made my snare so big, I looked like a hot dog.