A Smooth Saddle
A smooth saddle is when a girl has no snatch. It’s like her crotch is as flat as a pancake. No hole. No fun.
My cousin is a smooth saddle. She’s like a marble in the middle of a desert.
That girl has a smooth saddle. I bet she’s never had a good time in her life.
If you call her a smooth saddle, she’ll cry and go home.