A Smooth Saddle - A smooth saddle is the worst kind of nothing. No junk. No ju

A smooth saddle is the worst kind of nothing. No junk. No junk. Just a blank spot where your junk should be.

He’s got a smooth saddle. I don’t even know what he does for fun.

I told my friend she was a smooth saddle. She called me a f***ing f***.

If you’re a smooth saddle, you’re not even a human being.