a smelly shelly - Fingers that smell like a rotten gym sock that’s been inside

Fingers that smell like a rotten gym sock that’s been inside a sewer for a month and got bit by a rat.

My fingers hit the air like a fart in a sauna.

I touched my face and it felt like a swamp exploded in my hand.

I showed my buddy my fingers and he ran out screaming like he saw a ghost.