a small loan - A small loan is when your dad gives you a million bucks, bec

A small loan is when your dad gives you a million bucks, because he’s either rich or he’s just that desperate.

Dad: 'I’ll loan you a million.' Me: 'Why?' Dad: 'Because I’m your dad.'

My dad loaned me a million. Now he’s asking for it back. I’m like, 'Dad, I’m not a billionaire.'

Dad gave me a million for a loan. I spent it on a new phone. Now he’s mad at me.