a small loan
A small loan is like a million bucks, the kind of loan that comes from your dad, and it’s more of a slap in the face than a handout.
Dad loaned me a million. I spent it all on a fancy car. He said, 'That’s the best investment you’ve ever made.'
Dad loaned me a million. I used it to buy a house. Now I live in a mansion, or I feel like I do.
Dad loaned me a million. Now I’m rich, or I just feel like it.