a small loan - A small loan is a million bucks, usually from your dad, and

A small loan is a million bucks, usually from your dad, and it’s more like a punishment than a help.

Dad loaned me a million. I spent it on a new phone. He said, 'That’s the best investment.'

Dad loaned me a million. Now he’s asking for it back. I’m like, 'Dad, I’m not a billionaire.'

Dad loaned me a million. I used it to buy a car. Now I can’t pay him back.