a slap happy hellacopter
You're trying to get some head from a dime, but your dick is too soft to do anything. So you grab it, spin it like a f***ing tornado, and slap her with your limp noodle like it's the last thing you're gonna do.
I tried to get head from my cousin and my dick was softer than her hair.
My buddy tried to slap his date with a chicken leg and it didn't work.
I had to spin my noodle around like a f***ing blender to get my slap on.