A Skunk On Acid
A total mess of a person who’s always high, smells like a garbage can, and probably came from Florida. They’re the kind of person who thinks a pizza is a snack, not a meal.
My friend’s a skunk on acid. He eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and still doesn’t know the difference between a video game and real life.
That kid who sat next to me in science class and tried to eat a whole pencil.
My uncle’s a skunk on acid. He once tried to ride a skateboard and fell into a dumpster.