A Skunk On Acid
A person who smells like a dead raccoon and is always high. They usually come from Florida or are the kid who used to eat crayons and thought they were candy.
My neighbor is a skunk on acid. He wears a t-shirt from 2005 and thinks it’s ‘fashion.’
That guy in the park who tried to start a fire with a match and a bag of Cheetos.
My cousin’s a skunk on acid. He once tried to fight a pigeon and lost.