a skullshot
A person who knows all about gadgets but can't figure out how to use the apps that go with them, especially when it comes to games like WoW and BF2. They might have bad teeth, post dumb messages on forums looking for dates, and think boats are cool for no reason.
"I bought a new console, but the game still doesn't work. I blame the internet.", @Skullshot007
Posted a forum thread: 'Any girls into boats and gaming?'
Tried to play BF2 and said, 'This is harder than my dentists.'