a skullshot
A guy who knows how to plug in a controller but can't handle a simple game. He has lousy teeth, yells at his screen, and thinks boats are like superpowers. He's been known to ask for dates on forums and still hasn't figured out how to use the game menus.
"I don't know why the character won't move. Is my controller broken or my brain?", @SkullshotBro
Sent a DM: 'Will you be my girlfriend if I beat you at WoW?'
Tried to play WoW and said, 'This is harder than my job.'