A Simple Plan
A plan that’s so complicated, it makes a math teacher cry and your brain feel like it’s been run over by a truck.
My plan to get through the day: 12 steps. 10 of them were just me thinking about steps.
This plan was so overcomplicated, it had a GPA of 4.7. That’s not even a real thing.
Why did I need 17 steps to get a pizza? I’m not a robot.