A shit and run
When you let your dog poop on the sidewalk and then run away like you’re being chased by a giant squirrel with a spatula.
My dog pooped on the sidewalk and I ran away like I was being chased by a giant squirrel with a spatula.
My friend let his dog poop on the park bench and then ran away like he was being chased by a monster.
My dog pooped on the neighbor’s lawn and I ran like I was in a race with a flamingo.