A seany
The guy who everyone loves but can't get a date to save his life. He's great at partying and borrowing cash, but he's got a mouth like a donkey and is still a virgin.
Seanie asked me to the prom, and I said no because I didn't want to be his first date.
He borrowed $50 from me and then spent it on pizza and a soda.
He said he'd date me if I let him borrow my phone for a minute.