A scroller
A scroller is someone who can’t stop staring at their phone like it’s the last piece of pizza on the table. They don’t look you in the eye. They don’t talk. They just scroll and drool like a brain-dead zonk.
My friend scrolls so much, he’s got a face like a zonk. I can’t even talk to him.
I tried to say hi to him, but he was too busy scrolling through TikTok to notice me.
He scrolls through Facebook like it’s the last meal on Earth. I swear he’s got a brain made of glue.