A scroller
A scroller is a text so long and full of nonsense that you’re forced to swipe up like it’s a damn treasure map. It should’ve been an email. Or a phone call. Or a scream into the void.
This text is longer than my ex’s goodbye speech. I had to swipe up three times just to read it.
I got a text so long, I thought it was a novel. I’m still swiping up.
That text was so long, I thought my phone was gonna die from the swiping.