a salty pirate
A salty pirate is when a guy cums in a girl’s eye and then kicks her so hard she’s hopping around like a pirate who just lost an eye and a leg.
He cummed in my eye and then kicked me so hard I was hopping around like a pirate with a peg leg and an eye patch.
She got cummed in the eye and then got kicked so hard she looked like a pirate who lost her eye and leg.
He cummed in her eye and kicked her so hard she was hopping like a pirate who just got hit by a cannon.