A Sadat
A Sadat is a walking miracle who loves chicken wings more than your mom. He’s your backbone when everyone else is being a total waste of oxygen, but don’t get too close, he’ll probably wobble dance in your face if you annoy him.
My Sadat just saved me from getting fired. He laughed in my boss's face. Classic.
He showed up at my birthday wearing pajamas and did a wobble dance. I cried.
He took my girlfriend on a date and came back with a chicken wing. I died.