A Russian Gamer
A Russian Gamer is a sweaty, angry man who wears Adidas like a badge of shame and plays games so hard he might actually break his own bones. He screams like a warlord and then goes silent like he just killed his best friend.
"I don't need a map, I need a medal for surviving this."
He yelled at his monitor for 30 minutes straight and then cried.
He beat the game, but his keyboard is now broken and so is his will to live.