A Royale With Cheese
In France, they call a Quarter Pounder With Cheese a Royale With Cheese. They made it fancy because they think they're cool. It's still just a burger.
'In France, they call it a Royale With Cheese. It's not fancy. It's just a burger.', @CheeseBurgerFan
'They think it's fancy. It's not. It's just a burger with cheese.', @FrenchBurgerHater
'Royale With Cheese? That's just a burger with cheese.', @BurgerTruthTeller