A Rooney
Rooney is a superstar with a temper. He plays for Man United and kicks butt on the field. He’s the best young player ever.
Rooney is the best player. He kicks goals and gets red cards like it’s his job.
Rooney plays for Man United. He looks like a monster but is the most talented player.
Rooney is the best. He scores goals and gets sent off like a madman.