a room with a moose - A place so bad it might as well be the afterlife for people

A place so bad it might as well be the afterlife for people who hate being chased by a giant fuzzy monster

I wish I was in a room with a moose instead of my math class

If I had a room with a moose, I’d probably cry and then throw a tantrum

My brother said I’d be better off in a room with a moose than in a room with him