A Rodent Nose
When your poop decides to escape before you even get to the bathroom, and your butt is like, 'why wait?'
I was in the middle of a test, and my butt let out a poop that made me draw a poop on the paper.
At the gym, my butt let out a poop so strong it made the treadmill smell like a dumpster.
I was trying to be quiet in the library, but my butt let out a poop like it was a loudspeaker.