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Robertism is a religion that worships Robert Pattinson. Join the cult, and you’ll spend your life talking about how hot he is and how he could be your boyfriend if he wanted.
I joined Robertism and now I text my crush every day about how Robert Pattinson is better than him.
My teacher made us do a project on Robert Pattinson. I got an A for crying about it.
My mom says I’m going to heaven if I keep talking about Robert Pattinson.