a roberts
Robert is a man who thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s been everywhere and done everything. He’s also been fired from three jobs and still thinks he’s the best at everything.
Robert texted me, 'I’ve been to the moon. I’m the best at everything. You’re not even close.'
Robert told his boss he was going to quit. He got fired. Then he texted me, 'I’m the best at everything.'
Robert tried to be a waiter and failed. He still thinks he’s the best at everything.