a rhombus - The kind of rectangle a lazy ass bitch would draw after gett

The kind of rectangle a lazy ass bitch would draw after getting wasted.

That rectangle is a mess. That's not a rectangle. That's a rhombus from a drunk bitch.

She drew a rectangle. It's a rhombus. She's a drunk bitch.

If that's a rectangle, then I'm a goddamn rhombus.