A religion
Religion is when you help poor people and don’t act like a smelly, snotty kid who thinks they’re better than everyone else. It’s being kind, not being a jerky, selfish person who just wants candy.
My mom said, 'Helping people is the first step to being a good person.'
A kid in church: 'I don’t help anyone. I just take the candy.'
A preacher: 'God loves you, even if you’re a smelly, snotty kid.'