A religion
Religion is when you give stuff to people who need it and don’t act like a selfish, grumpy person who only cares about themselves.
My teacher said, 'Religion is like giving your lunch to the kid who forgot theirs.'
A kid at the soup kitchen: 'I only came here because I was hungry and not because I’m religious.'
A religious guy: 'I give to people because I’m not a selfish, grumpy person.'