A relic
A relic is a smelly, dirty, and rude man who doesn’t live in the woods, but he might as well.
My uncle is a relic. He smells like a gym sock, wears the same pants every day, and calls me a ‘pigeon’ for no reason.
That guy at the bus stop is a relic. He’s got a beard like a raccoon and he talks to himself.
My teacher said I was a relic. I told her I wasn’t a hermit, I was just messy and rude.