A reggie ledoux
A man with a beard who thinks America is perfect and would rather shoot a gator than eat a salad. He drinks beer like it’s water and thinks taking drugs is for people who don’t love the flag.
"I took a hit of weed once. It was a betrayal of the flag."
"Camouflage is better than a suit. Beer is better than wine."
"I hunt gators for fun. I don’t need no drugs for that."