A reggie ledoux
A hairy man who loves America more than his own mom and would rather drink beer than take a pill. He wears camouflage and hunts gators like it’s his job. He thinks drugs are for people who don’t respect the flag.
"I don’t need no drugs. I’ve got beer and the American flag."
"Camouflage is my second skin. Gators are my first meal."
"I took a hit of weed once. It was a slap in the face of freedom."