a reed
Reed is a guy who’s so good-looking, he could be on a billboard, but he’s too dumb to realize how lucky he is.
My reed walked into the room and the whole class turned around like he was a damn celebrity.
My reed got a girl to laugh at his dumb jokes even though he was the most annoying person in the world.
My reed asked a girl to prom and she said yes even though he wore a shirt that said 'I love cats' and looked like a total idiot.