A Real Stabler
A loud, annoying, conceited, pig-headed person you somehow still find charming
My cousin is a real stabler. He yells at the TV and still thinks he's the best at everything.
My neighbor is a real stabler. She won't stop talking about her cat and her perfect life.
My brother is a real stabler. He won't let me win at Mario Kart, even when I clearly cheat.