a real bitch

Current Trending

4 views · Added 17d ago · 6 definitions

1
A real bitch is a girl who doesn't give a damn about your feelings and won't betray you for no reason. She's always telling the truth, even when it hurts.
You said you'd never talk to her again. She said, 'I know. I don't care.'
She told your friend you were a fraud. Then she stood up for you when they tried to roast you.
She said, 'I don't need your drama. I got my own.'
2
A real bitch is a girl who stays with a loser even after he throws her under the bus. She's not dumb, she's just loyal.
He cheated on her, then called her a 'bimbo' in front of everyone. She just rolled her eyes and walked out.
He said he'd never come back. She still waited for him.
He said, 'I don't need you.' She said, 'You're gonna need me.'
3
A real bitch doesn't lie to your face. She'll tell you straight up, even if it's brutal.
You asked her what she thought of your new haircut. She said, 'You look like a flamingo in a snowstorm.'
You told her your friend was a jerk. She said, 'That's not a jerk, that's a total idiot.'
You tried to flirt with her. She said, 'You're cute, but I'm not falling for your nonsense.'
4
A real bitch doesn't let people walk all over her. She'll fight back if you try to mess with her.
You called her a 'total mess.' She said, 'You're a total mess, and I'm not even mad.'
Your friend tried to make fun of her. She just stood up and said, 'You're a total waste of oxygen.'
You said she was a 'weak link.' She said, 'You're the weak link.'
5
A real bitch is someone who calls you out when you're being a total mess, even if it's in public.
You said, 'I'm the best.' She said, 'You're the worst. Everyone knows it.'
You talked trash about her in front of the whole class. She just walked up to you and said, 'You're a total loser.'
You called her a 'total joke.' She said, 'You're the joke.'
6
A real bitch is someone who doesn't let anyone push her around. She'll tell you exactly how she feels, no matter what.
You said she was weak. She said, 'You're the weak one.'
You tried to mess with her. She just said, 'You're not even close.'
You told her she was a 'total mess.' She said, 'You're the mess.'
xs