a rayburn
When you can't get your rocks off on a girl. Usually involves way too much back rubs and massage like you're trying to win a bet.
Bro, you're a rayburn. You tried to charm her with a massage and it was worse than a bad Tinder bios.
My cousin is a rayburn. He tried to impress a girl with a back rub and it was like a wrestling match.
You're a rayburn. You can't even get laid and you're still trying to act cool.