A rare name.
A name so rare it's like your name is a cursed treasure. And if you're that rare, Google will try to replace your name with something simpler, like 'Bob.'
My name is so rare, Google said, 'Did you mean... a name?'
My name is so rare, my teacher called me 'The Rare One' instead of my actual name.
My name is so rare, it got a pet. A goldfish named 'Rare.'