a rand - A rand is someone who’s so horny they’ll hit on a pizza. The

A rand is someone who’s so horny they’ll hit on a pizza. They only care about one thing: getting laid, and they’ll do anything to get it.

Hey, rand, why did you ask the math teacher to go out with you during class?

Rand, you tried to flirt with the vending machine.

You texted me, ‘I want you to be my boyfriend, right now, or I’ll fail algebra.’