a Ramsey
When someone still has a job title but acts like they're about to die. They whine like a baby, call the secretary for help, and have the knees of a 90-year-old.
He said, 'Oh Jesus, help me!' while falling down the stairs. It was just 10 steps.
He called the secretary 3 times in one day just to get a substitute.
He walked into the office with a cane and a coffee. He looked like a zombie.