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A guy named Ram who lives on Ram's Island. He’s the sweetest guy ever, but he’s also the dumbest. He’s got big eyes and a mouth that never shuts up. He’s like the human version of a toddler with a PhD.
Ram tried to text me during class and got caught. He said, 'It was an emergency.'
He told me he failed math because the numbers were 'too loud.'
He once cried when the teacher said 'no homework.' He was 20.