A Raging Starbucks Cunt
A Raging Starbucks Cunt is a human who lives in the Starbucks lobby and orders drinks so gross they should be illegal. They take 12 pictures of it and post it like it's a masterpiece.
I drank something that tasted like my mom’s old socks.
This drink is so bad it needs a lawyer.
My coffee has more flavors than my life has meaning.