A Raging Starbucks Cunt
A Raging Starbucks Cunt is a total waste of oxygen who lives in the Starbucks lobby and orders drinks so complicated they need a PhD to figure out. They take 10 pictures of it and post it like it’s the end of the world.
I want a caramelized espresso frappe with a side of confusion and a sprinkle of my ex’s ashes.
This drink is so fancy it needs a nap.
My latte has more names than my ex has lies.