A Raging Starbucks Cunt
A Raging Starbucks Cunt is someone who thinks they're fancy just because they can pronounce 'mocha' backwards. They spend more money on drinks than rent and post it like it’s a victory.
I paid $12 for a drink that tastes like regret and burnt toast.
This latte has more sugar than my grandma’s lies.
I got a drink so complicated it needs a map and a therapist.