A quick help

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What you yell at a guy when you're about to explode in a ditch and you need him to move fast
'A quick help!' I screamed as I peed on the side of the road like a mad man.
'A quick help!' I begged my friend as I tried to hold it in and failed.
'A quick help!' I yelled at the random guy who walked by me mid-shit.
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What you shout at a dude when you're about to leak your guts in a ditch and you need him to help you before it's too late
'A quick help!' I screamed as I sat in the middle of the highway like a sad dog.
'A quick help!' I cried to my buddy as I tried to hold it in like a champ.
'A quick help!' I yelled at the guy who just passed me like I was on fire.
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What you say to a guy when you're about to lose your mind in a ditch and you need him to help you before you die
'A quick help!' I shouted as I peed my pants like a toddler.
'A quick help!' I yelled at my friend as I tried to run to the nearest tree.
'A quick help!' I screamed at the guy who ignored me like I wasn't dying.
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